A man and woman are in a computer programming lecture. The man touches the woman's breasts.
“Hey!“ she says.“Those are private!“
The man says，“But we're in the same class!“
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“Can I tell you a TCP joke?“
“Please tell me a TCP joke.“
“OK， I'll tell you a TCP joke.“
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It doesn't work…… why?
It works…… why?
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你看那是什么？
那个飞机生了个孩子。
生的男孩女孩？
是个小男孩。
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续命。
谁太监谁是小狗。
绝不当小狗。
上周投票的朋友，给你们鞠躬了┏○┏○┏○┏○┏○┏○
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